Wednesday, November 15, 2017

Wednesday, August 30, 2017

Friday, April 28, 2017


I got a knife from bedstand
Slashed the tentacle on nape of my neck

Meat fell off the hot worm

In light:
My arm had fallen asleep
GONE now

Friday, April 21, 2017

BUTT IN THE CHAIR: a little every day. Stephen King only writes 2 hours/day, rewrites a few hours too.
BUTT he does it EVERY DAY!

Thursday, April 20, 2017

Zager And Evans - In The Year 2525

Very sad dark depressing song if you can get past the cheesy Stonehenge background.

Monday, April 10, 2017


A lovely strange and beautiful film HERE on YouTube in FULL!

Demon Seed (Trailer)

A GREAT rare bizarre horror film re: artificial insemination by artificial intelligence. Great weirdness.

Monday, March 20, 2017


So good. Stunning OLD animation (1910's)

Thursday, March 9, 2017

1984 - 1956 Version DVD (FULL)

MUST SEE this old (but very prophetic) film. SO GOOD.

Monday, March 6, 2017

Friday, February 24, 2017

Asylum - A Movie Made by Kids to Earn Merit Badge

Just re-watched this awful little diddy on YouTube. How many Scoutmasters do you know that would do THIS for the kids?

Thursday, February 16, 2017

Review on #goodreads "You may be one of us! This is the creepiest, most twisted story I've read in a long time. Or is this a Trumpzoid business opportunity?" #iartg #asmsg #kindle (.99 cents!)

The Tenant (Le Locataire) Opening Titles

FREAKY music made with Glass Harmonica. Polanski's THE TENANT is one of my all-time favs.

Wednesday, February 8, 2017

"Creepy Clown" on Kindle:

Monday, January 30, 2017

Get "Creepy Clown" Novel FREE this week only HERE:

Body falling apart... Mmm - i-n-nd falling part.
Get FREE "Creepy Clown" Kindle book:
Limited time! #horror #creepy clowns #kindlebooks #ebooks

Friday, January 27, 2017

Tuesday, January 24, 2017

The Shout (1978) - Crossley unleashes the Shout of Death

One of my all-time fav. movies is on Xfinity FREE on demand. THE SHOUT written by Skolimowski (Polanski's fav. screenwriter). A domestic horror. This shaman invades a musicians home and takes over his wife and life... Very moody and weird. Must see but RARE and hard to find.

Monday, January 23, 2017

Creepy Clown NOVEL EXCERPT: Creepy Clown Wears Vintage Halloween Masks E...

5-minute excerpt from my novel: CREEPY CLOWN. Available on Amazon/Kindle/iTunes/Audible.

After his nose falls off, Creepy Clown narrator goes to a
costume shop in search of a new one. He crosses a line when he touches the shop
girl. He can't ever go back to innocence after that.
This is the real
moment in which he becomes CREEPY CLOWN.

Thursday, January 19, 2017

"As You Like It": FEATURE FILM by William Shakespeare, Directed by Vance...

If you like Shakespeare: Watch THIS feature I made on a ZERO budget.

Tuesday, January 17, 2017

Creepy Clowns: Ringling Brothers 100 Clowns Congress

Too bad the Ringling Brothers and Barnum and Bailey Circus is closing. Many good (and Creepy!) memories of that place. Go to their Midwest museum if you have a chance. It is fantastic!

Thursday, January 12, 2017

Stephen King's "Night Shift" Horror Novel: Eyes Animation

Love this old book so much that I had to make an animation of it. I loved telling this story to my peers back when I was very young. If you haven't read it YOU MUST. All of the stories are great. Rats, aliens, bogeymen, all sorts of freaky stuff.

Tuesday, January 10, 2017

Screatures FEATURE Micro Budget Horror Film PART 2

Watching (and HIGHLY RECOMMEND) "Hunting Hitler" on history channel. Fantastic. Damn Nazis put tunnels EVERYWHERE. Oh to be an urban explorer in BERLIN. Tunnels reminded me of THESE I shot twenty years ago for low budget horror film "Screatures" in the sub-basements of The Kansas State Mental Hygiene Clinic.

Saturday, January 7, 2017

CREEPY CLOWN audio book is now available on iTunes, Amazon, Audible.

It was a lot of work producing this five-minute excerpt/sample of my book. Send me a question if you need any advice on how to do it yourself. Can be done on a budget.


Here is the 5-minute sample:

#horror #audiobook #independent author #horror #creepyclowns #clowns #terror

5-Min Sample: "Creepy Clown" Audio Book w. Freaky Vintage Clown Pics

This is my newest "Creepy Clown" promo. A 5-minute sample of my Audio Book. GET IT TODAY! on Audible/Amazon/iTunes. by Vance L. Mellen
This is the beginning of the book. The "Hook" that pulls the protagonist into his :adventure" and starts him on the road to CHANGE! Forever changed! A new man! Get the book/audio book and find out WHY!

Tuesday, January 3, 2017

Big Pharma Implants FISH GILL in Human: Hear STOLEN audio

This is Vance Mellen. I am taking over my wife's blog. This is too important to NOT post: I was working on a video for a local BIG PHARMA company which I cannot name. I found this disturbing footage on the tail end of the old tape. I had to post it...